*Bzzz! Bloop!* (Hello? This is me, Jennie) [Who? Oh! Yeah... I didn't know it was you at first] (Why do you say that?) [You sounded like a man] (......) [Hello?? You still there, Jennie?] (...Yeah. But what do you mean "I sound like a man"?) [Well, your voice was just so deep!] (So?) [Well, thats why you sounded like a man!] (Wait... HEY! I do NOT sound like a man!) [Yeah, you do!] (Hey!) [Ha ha! Your voice cracked!] (grrrrrrrr!!!) [.... I said something wrong didn't I?] (Look I wanna tell you why I'm still your friend... I really.....) *Bzzz! Bloop!! Pop! Diddle diddle! *chhhhhh!!* [... what....that...?] (what? Your breaking up!)
[...I....Don't....be...funny] (What? What did you...) *Bzzzzz! Beep! beep! beep!*
*I'm sorry, your phone has been oficially broken. Please wait and hope for the best. This might have happpened because you were MEAN TO YOUR FRIEND! This is a recorded message. Please wait for the beep in order to talk to your friend... that won't happen till' you apoligize!*
Moral of story:
Don't be mean to your friends, or else your phone will break up!
- D.R.
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